Rules: For each accomplished act you get a certain number of points.
All the actions should be strictly followed…All improvisation is only welcome Challenges: points received for each successful act – 1
Level: LOW.
1/ Sprint one lap around the office. Start with a low start position from the very door of the office. Ready, steady, go!
2/ Pretend you do not see the first 5 people who are greeting you this morning!
3/ Call up a colleague you barely know, introduce yourself and say: ”Hi, I am calling you to tell how busy I am and I cannot talk to you right now. bye!”
4/ To show you are bored of talking to a colleague, put your hands on your ears and pull a scary face…Brrrr!
5/ Only for men: leave your zip open for around one hour. If somebody tells you it’s open, retort: ”Sorry, I like it this way!”.
6/ Jump all along the way to the copying machine in the office. Jump even faster on the way to your desk.
7/ Only for women: when in the lift, sigh tragically every time the door opens.
Challenges: points received for each successful act – 3
Level: MIDDLE.
1/ Tell your boss: “You’re so cool!” and put your two fingers to his forehead and just tap them twice there.
2/ Jabber something at your subordinate for quite long, then stop and say: ”Did you get it? If not, I would be annoyed very much to repeat it again…Please be in time with the deadline!”
3/ Call from your mobile phone to your company’s phone. Ask your secretary to connect you with yourself (do not change your voice).
4/ Kneel down before the water cooler and drink directly from the tap. Some colleagues not taking part in the game should be around.
5/ Shout out arbitrary numbers, have some colleague count them.
6/ During the lunch break, sit in your parked car, put on your sun glasses and „shoot”’em all up with your hair drier brought from home.
7/ Every time somebody asks you something, ask the person s/he would want french fries, too. (You got three more points if that’s your boss asking).
8/ Ask all your colleagues what gender they belong to. Once they answer, laugh out hysterically.
Challenges: points received for each successful act – 5
Level: HIGH
1/ At the end of the business meeting, suggest you all should sing the national anthem one more time. (You get 5 more points if you are the first to sing the anthem).
2/ Enter the area of an extremely busy colleague and, while s/he is staring at you with growing anger, switch the lights on and off for approximately 10 times. If possible, even more.
3/ Address everyone for 1 hour by the name “Zue”.
4/ At an important meeting tell out loud you are going to the toilet.
5/ End up all your phrases with a “Bro” in a distinct Harlem accent.
6/ While your colleague is out for lunch, put his chair in the lift
7/ At lunch, stand up, kneel down and say out: “I swear by God I will never be hungry again!”
8/ In your colleague’s day planning write “to see how s/he looks in flesh-tights” next to 10.00 tasks. (You get 5 more points if your colleague is a man and 5 more if he is your boss).
9/ Take your keypad to your boss and offer: “I am selling it. Would you like to buy it at a good price?” 10/ Repeat this conversation with your colleague for at least
10 times:
- Do you hear that?
- What?
- Don’t bother. It’s gone.
11/ Come to work dressed in military clothes. When asked why, make a serious face and reply: “I am not allowed to speak about that”.
12/ Speak with an accent (French, German, like a child) during a very important business meeting.
13/ Find a vacuum-cleaner and start cleaning all around your desk.
14/ During an important meeting, start wheeling slowly your chair to the exit.
15/ Have all your colleagues call you by your preferable nickname (Rocky, Untamed, Iron Lady, Batman, etc.). Sign your emails with that nickname. (You get 5 more points if you make your boss call you by the nickname).
IMPORTANT NOTICE:
If you do not get fired after this game, you’ve got the coolest management ever and your office will never be the same.
